A collection of some of the best quotes from Mr. Wilkinson during the first semester of the 2025-26 school year:

“Don’t play football on the freeway.”

“Get 2 werk”

“Don’t be wrong…”

“be right.”

“It’s a cold world, get a jacket.”

“I feel nothing, always.”

“If you say that you worked out and you didn’t, you’ll be weak and a liar.”[shrug emoji]

“and you’re gonna say it’s not fair… IT IS FAIR.”

“I am pro 67.”

“You got two breaths and they both stank.”

“I’m tryna make you COOL”

“Play it right”

“Stop being PUSHY”

“I ATE Obama’s leftovers.”

“I’m very critical of your clapping.”

“Ya’ll should’ve seen me destroy Trump on the dancefloor.”

“I’m giving you the directions, and it’s like you’re driving a plane into a mountain, just turn! Like… just turn.”

“Clocking used to mean punching each other.”

“Yo mama”

“AARGH”

“You don’t even run right.  You run like you’re gonna get hurt.”

“College is not gonna be like this.  I’m going to call college.”

“A silver alert? Don’t worry yall I’m right here.”

“Sometimes I go to the grocery store just to roast people.”

“Ugggh, old people. I have to take my mom out to lunch tomorrow.”

“Oh, jeez Luiz.”

“Brian Eno Invented Everything.. But he’s British, so he prob just killed a bunch of people and claimed credit.”

“Yeah, that time I worked on Obama’s campaign.”

“Low potassium? Just eat a banana and come back ready to go.” 

“Hi nepo baby” 

“If I’m the HTLA nepo unc, that means you guys are cousins.”

“Who’s wrinkling up that wrapper back there… you just had nutrition.”

“Hey, man! You don’t need to say anything.”

“You know what I’m going to say to you. Think it to yourself and save us both the trouble.”

“You right; you right”

“Yo,”

“Who’s older, me or Mr. B?”

“First world self-indulgent BS”

“Jazz critics are notorious for being snobby… and the musicians are worse… they are the worst snobs”

“I’m snobby.”

“You look like an arsonist… but like in a good way.”

“Yo, one time I walked into a woman’s prison” “In Idaho”

“When you do what I do, you can do what I do.”

“Everything I say is iconic.”